CIH PRESENTS SPORE BATVARK ONE SHOT

The Spore Batvark movie is coming! The first ever Summer Mega-Blockbuster to feature Trigger Warnings. It stars Optimus Tesla Robot and Monthly Pfizer Booster Shot (to make up for post-COVID revenue shortfalls, the Major Infernal Hollywood studios are selling naming rights to their top lead actors) and it's debuting at the San Diego Infernal Comic Con at 3 a.m. You won't want to miss the Q&A when Michael R. of Easton, Pennsylvania asks "Why do Optimus Tesla Robot and Monthly Pfizer Booster Shot both sound like Darth Vader?" and "Why are online Twitter bots and unaccompanied online avatars just crazy for the Darth Vader voice?" Six of the top 16 reasons are featured!