CIH PRESENTS NEW VARKS ONE SHOT

Tired of living in an imperfect world that won't bow to your every privileged North American whim? Hey, who isn't? You won't want to miss this handy guide to building a Flawless Utopia for everyone but - most particularly - for yourself! How to get there! Who's in charge! How to get in! How to stay on their good side so you don't end up with the faceless, insect-like rabble! Utopia! It's never been easier or more worthwhile to attain and all it's going to cost you for the road map is a measly eight dollars! In these inflation-ravaged times, you won't find a better investment!